by Lady Kathleen | Mar 6, 2019 | Funny, No Style Format
The wizard’s apprentice was working, as his master often made him, on gathering herbs and cooking meals and whatever else he bade him. So much was the apprentice’s labor that he seldom had time for sleep. while his master slept in a nice warm bed, he had...
by Lady Kathleen | Mar 5, 2019 | Funny, No Style Format
Oh I am so small, but let my size fool you, For I have the biggest job of them all. I have tiny little wings that flutter and sing. They sing the song of your heart. My face is cute and round, And never wears a frown. I am happy and gay all the livelong day. Many see...
by Lady Kathleen | Feb 12, 2019 | Acrostic, Funny
. Little green man that’s not very tall, Is so small it tends to enthrall. They say I am in an intoxicated state, This might be true. I will not debate. Let my home-brew poteen be your guide, Everyone knows it’s my joy and my pride. Luck O’ Irish,...
by Lady Kathleen | Feb 10, 2019 | Funny, Limerick
It’s time to see what we all can do To solve the world a problem or two. How about we solve war Make the warmongers roar By making them play Winnie the pooh. Famine will not be so simply solved We could get the warmongers involved While their playing with pooh...
by Lady Kathleen | Jan 28, 2019 | Funny, Rhyme
Ever been at a place where it is like Ye Old Sweat Shops You know the type, where production is fast and pace never stops It is always hurry, faster and just get it done, but if you do hurry You can make mistakes, as it is impossible to see everything when in a scurry...
by Lady Kathleen | Jan 25, 2019 | Funny, Rhyme
Once a upon a time there was a man of no surprise, No matter how much he tried his actions were his demise. He thinks he will be clever in getting his girl to the alter So he takes her to the wedding ring counter. With questions and jests to the clerk of the...
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