Time To Find

Time To Find

When I was new, just out of high school, I did something that made me a fool. I got married to a man, That beat me so I ran, And told the judge he was mean and cruel. You would have thought I had learned my lesson. But no!  A second marriage begun It was doomed like the first And even got much worse So the judge made the marriage undone. Now you would think third time is a charm A old boyfriend so what was the harm? But this was not so good, Trying all that I could, I could not take that funny farm. I swore to never marry again, I did not want to handle more pain. And my dad said no more, I can not take a four, Down the aisle once more, it is insane. But over time a wedding did prevail, Even dad liked is guy is the tale. So I listened to my heart, Which was...

Obsessed with World Problems

Obsessed with World Problems

It’s time to see what we all can do To solve the world a problem or two. How about we solve war Make the warmongers roar By making them play Winnie the pooh. Famine will not be so simply solved We could get the warmongers involved While their playing with pooh Make them cook some good stew Then in some time it would be dissolved What can we do about terrorism? We know it’s a form of barbarism So get a Pygmy tribe And make them circ u mscribe Until there is no terror in him. OK a simple solution to drought And something that will not make you pout Drill a hole through the earth To a great ocean of worth But please don’t try to drown the Boy Scout. After the hole in the earth was dug Global warming might not be so smug Would have to wait and see...

The Prince and the Rock

The Prince and the Rock

Once upon a time there was a Prince, Whose Queen mother he had to convince. Royalty she demands. To help rule our fine lands. And just the thought of this made him wince. The young Prince fell in love with a lass, Whose family did not have any class. But he loved her the best, But could she pass the test? That his Queen mother said they must pass. The test was made by royal decree, And it consisted of one small pea. To be slept on at night, That in the morning light, Only a princess would be cranky. Now the prince was so worried and sad, At the thought that his love would wake glad. So about one o*clock, In her bed put a rock, So when she awoke she would be quite mad. Poem Style – Limrick / Poem Catagory – Funny Written by Lady...

There once was a Lady from Zeet

There once was a Lady from Zeet

There once was a Lady from Zeet, That thought she had very large feet. For being so tall, they were really quite small, and everyone thought they were neat. Even though this lady was discreet, You could see her from way down the street. If I recall, she was eighty feet tall, from the top of her head to her feet. Poem Style – Limrick / Poem Catagory – Funny Written by Lady Kathleen

Old Woman

Old Woman

Just a lonely old woman am I Silently watching the world go by Wanting only to share And be in less despair So maybe tomorrow I won’t cry Poem Style – Limrick / Poem Catagory – Personal Written by Lady Kathleen Non-Humorous Limerick Format

Truck Limerick

Truck Limerick

I am a large very dark green truck. I go vroom vroom, not quack like a duck. With some very good luck, I get to play in muck. I just hope next time I don’t get stuck. Poem Style – Limrick / Poem Catagory – Funny Written by Lady Kathleen