by Lady Kathleen | Mar 6, 2019 | Limerick, Personal
When I was new, just out of high school, I did something that made me a fool. I got married to a man, That beat me so I ran, And told the judge he was mean and cruel. You would have thought I had learned my lesson. But no! A second marriage begun It was doomed...
by Lady Kathleen | Feb 10, 2019 | Funny, Limerick
It’s time to see what we all can do To solve the world a problem or two. How about we solve war Make the warmongers roar By making them play Winnie the pooh. Famine will not be so simply solved We could get the warmongers involved While their playing with pooh...
by Lady Kathleen | Dec 20, 2018 | Funny, Limerick
Once upon a time there was a Prince, Whose Queen mother he had to convince. Royalty she demands. To help rule our fine lands. And just the thought of this made him wince. The young Prince fell in love with a lass, Whose family did not have any class. But he loved her...
by Lady Kathleen | Dec 19, 2018 | Funny, Limerick
There once was a Lady from Zeet, That thought she had very large feet. For being so tall, they were really quite small, and everyone thought they were neat. Even though this lady was discreet, You could see her from way down the street. If I recall, she was eighty...
by Lady Kathleen | Dec 15, 2018 | Limerick, Personal
Just a lonely old woman am I Silently watching the world go by Wanting only to share And be in less despair So maybe tomorrow I won’t cry Poem Style – Limrick / Poem Catagory – Personal Written by Lady Kathleen Non-Humorous Limerick...
by Lady Kathleen | Dec 10, 2018 | Funny, Limerick
I am a large very dark green truck. I go vroom vroom, not quack like a duck. With some very good luck, I get to play in muck. I just hope next time I don’t get stuck. Poem Style – Limrick / Poem Catagory – Funny Written by Lady...
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