Leprechaun Limerick

Leprechaun Limerick

I am a small green man of old age, Intoxicated to the right stage. Never getting so drunk, That I smell like a skunk, Or end up on the papers front page. I have two leather pouches I carry, With coins that will make you contrary. The silver coin returns, As most everyone learns The gold turns to leaves, light and airy. Oh Mortals, do you think me a fool? As for my crock of gold, you do drool. I did bury it so good, It could be where you stood, Cause I think your as blind as a mule.. If you catch me, I will guarantee, A great wealth if allowed to go free. But you better take care, I can vanish in air, And that will be the last you see me. Poem Style – Limrick / Poem Catagory – Funny Written by Lady...

It’s ME

It’s ME

. Red hair, blue eyes, the first thing you see, Partly Scottish and Irish I be Also English, and Welsh, With a smile you can’t squelch. This is what you see when you see ME. What you don’t see when you look at me, Is how sassy and wild I can be. All of my friends proclaim, I am a sassy dame. And to this claim, they will guarantee. Poem Style – Limrick / Poem Catagory – Personal Written by Lady Kathleen