There once was a Lady from Zeet,
That thought she had very large feet.
For being so tall,
they were really quite small,
and everyone thought they were neat.

Even though this lady was discreet,
You could see her from way down the street.
If I recall,
she was eighty feet tall,
from the top of her head to her feet.

Poem Style – Limrick / Poem Catagory – Funny
Written by Lady Kathleen