{"id":285,"date":"2019-03-05T03:30:46","date_gmt":"2019-03-05T03:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/?p=285"},"modified":"2019-03-05T03:30:46","modified_gmt":"2019-03-05T03:30:46","slug":"sassy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/sassy\/","title":{"rendered":"Sassy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both\"><\/div>\n<p>Oh I am so small, but let my size fool you,<br \/>\nFor I have the biggest job of them all.<br \/>\nI have tiny little wings that flutter and sing.<br \/>\nThey sing the song of your heart.<\/p>\n<p>My face is cute and round,<br \/>\nAnd never wears a frown.<br \/>\nI am happy and gay all the livelong day.<br \/>\nMany see me as a child, but I have incredible depth.<\/p>\n<p>Oh you over there, go give her a kiss.<br \/>\nYes that one in the blue dress.<br \/>\nDo you need me to help?<br \/>\nOr can you do it yourself?<\/p>\n<p>OK I got what you need a small arrow with speed.<br \/>\nWith that done I off to the next.<br \/>\nWhat do you need small child of woe?<br \/>\nOh mom is over there with a hug she does hold.<\/p>\n<p>Aw, look over there a lady wants romance.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll just shoot my dart into the husband&#8217;s heart.<br \/>\nOops, was that a little to hard, Oh josh, what did I start<br \/>\nWell deal with it lady cause his passions have flared.<\/p>\n<p>I see your brother misses you each and everyday,<br \/>\nHow about I inspire him, to know what to say.<br \/>\nHmm, I see it did not work as you read his card.<br \/>\nHow about I give you an arrow and you read it again.<\/p>\n<p>Lord can you tell me what to do with this one?<br \/>\nShe loves him so deeply, but he*s not longer here.<br \/>\nGreat thought my great master and lord,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll send her, his love from the heavens above.<\/p>\n<p>With all the love needed in this world today,<br \/>\nI thank the lord, that he made more than one.<br \/>\nBut with my red hair and my eyes of blue,<br \/>\nI am the cutest little cupid of all.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Poem Style &#8211; No Style Format \/ Poem Catagory &#8211; Funny<br \/>\nWritten by Lady Kathleen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh I am so small, but let my size fool you, For I have the biggest job of them all. 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