{"id":267,"date":"2018-11-14T21:38:43","date_gmt":"2018-11-15T03:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/?p=267"},"modified":"2019-02-25T20:44:23","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T20:44:23","slug":"leprechaun-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/leprechaun-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Leprechaun Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both\"><\/div>\n<p>I am a small green man of old age,<br \/>\nIntoxicated to the right stage.<br \/>\nNever getting so drunk,<br \/>\nThat I smell like a skunk,<br \/>\nOr end up on the papers front page.<\/p>\n<p>I have two leather pouches I carry,<br \/>\nWith coins that will make you contrary.<br \/>\nThe silver coin returns,<br \/>\nAs most everyone learns<br \/>\nThe gold turns to leaves, light and airy.<\/p>\n<p>Oh Mortals, do you think me a fool?<br \/>\nAs for my crock of gold, you do drool.<br \/>\nI did bury it so good,<br \/>\nIt could be where you stood,<br \/>\nCause I think your as blind as a mule..<\/p>\n<p>If you catch me, I will guarantee,<br \/>\nA great wealth if allowed to go free.<br \/>\nBut you better take care,<br \/>\nI can vanish in air,<br \/>\nAnd that will be the last you see me.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Poem Style &#8211; Limrick \/ Poem Catagory &#8211; Funny<br \/>\nWritten by Lady Kathleen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a small green man of old age, Intoxicated to the right stage. Never getting so drunk, That I smell like a skunk, Or end up on the papers front page. I have two leather pouches I carry, With coins that will make you contrary. The silver coin returns, As most everyone learns The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1873,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":{"facebook_10217940033071675_2067660953325404":"","twitter_62031022_62031022":""},"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[25,31],"tags":[130,142,195,267,273,275,317,397,405,406,417,494,498,576,632,681,689],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-limerick","tag-coins","tag-crock-of-gold","tag-drool","tag-fool","tag-front-page","tag-funny","tag-green-man","tag-lady-kathleen","tag-leather-pouches","tag-leprechaun","tag-limerick","tag-mortals","tag-mule","tag-poem","tag-right-stage","tag-silver-coin","tag-skunk"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/files\/2019\/02\/leprechaunZZ-1.gif","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paKwh0-4j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}