{"id":217,"date":"2018-12-20T07:03:55","date_gmt":"2018-12-20T13:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/?p=217"},"modified":"2019-02-25T20:29:20","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T20:29:20","slug":"the-prince-and-the-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/the-prince-and-the-rock\/","title":{"rendered":"The Prince and the Rock"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both\"><\/div>\n<p>Once upon a time there was a Prince,<br \/>\nWhose Queen mother he had to convince.<br \/>\nRoyalty she demands.<br \/>\nTo help rule our fine lands.<br \/>\nAnd just the thought of this made him wince.<\/p>\n<p>The young Prince fell in love with a lass,<br \/>\nWhose family did not have any class.<br \/>\nBut he loved her the best,<br \/>\nBut could she pass the test?<br \/>\nThat his Queen mother said they must pass.<\/p>\n<p>The test was made by royal decree,<br \/>\nAnd it consisted of one small pea.<br \/>\nTo be slept on at night,<br \/>\nThat in the morning light,<br \/>\nOnly a princess would be cranky.<\/p>\n<p>Now the prince was so worried and sad,<br \/>\nAt the thought that his love would wake glad.<br \/>\nSo about one o*clock,<br \/>\nIn her bed put a rock,<br \/>\nSo when she awoke she would be quite mad.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Poem Style &#8211; Limrick \/ Poem Catagory &#8211; Funny<br \/>\nWritten by Lady Kathleen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time there was a Prince, Whose Queen mother he had to convince. Royalty she demands. To help rule our fine lands. And just the thought of this made him wince. The young Prince fell in love with a lass, Whose family did not have any class. But he loved her the best, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1786,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":{"facebook_10217940033071675_2067660953325404":"","twitter_62031022_62031022":""},"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[25,31],"tags":[275,397,399,417,529,576,592,593,602,643,645,647,850],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-limerick","tag-funny","tag-lady-kathleen","tag-lass","tag-limerick","tag-o-clock","tag-poem","tag-prince","tag-princess","tag-queen-mother","tag-royal-decree","tag-royalty","tag-sad","tag-young-love"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/files\/2019\/02\/bed.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paKwh0-3v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladykathleen.com\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}