Luck O’ Irish, this I have with pride,
Especially with crocks of gold I do hide.
Pots and crocks of gold, you do pursue,
Rainbows, rainbows, is my big clue,
Even if you think you can find my
Crock of gold, It’s mine to have and to hold.
Having a trick that is special to me,
All you will get is ashes, don’t you see.
Understand this when next we do meet,
Nothing is faster than my small tiny feet.

I have two leather pouches I carry,
With coins that will make you contrary.
The silver coin returns,
As most everyone learns
The gold turns to leaves, light and airy.

Oh Mortals, do you think me a fool?
As for my crock of gold, you do drool.
I did bury it so good,
It could be where you stood,
Cause I think your as blind as a mule..

If you catch me, I will guarantee,
A great wealth if allowed to go free.
But you better take care,
I can vanish in air,
And that will be the last you see me.

What can we do about terrorism?
We know it’s a form of barbarism
So get a Pygmy tribe
And make them circ u mscribe
Until there is no terror in him.

OK a simple solution to drought
And something that will not make you pout
Drill a hole through the earth
To a great ocean of worth
But please don’t try to drown the Boy Scout.

After the hole in the earth was dug
Global warming might not be so smug
Would have to wait and see
And move to Tennessee
To be safe as a bug in a rug.

Now that we all live in Tennessee
Let’s take care of the racism plea
Paint everyone purple
And give them a nurple
Then watch them scream like a small banshee.

There’s the corrupt government at last
Fire them all in one great big gas blast
Give it to kids aged six
To see what they can fix
No worse than what we had in contrast.

Once upon a time there was a Prince,
Whose Queen mother he had to convince.
Royalty she demands.
To help rule our fine lands.
And just the thought of this made him wince.

The young Prince fell in love with a lass,
Whose family did not have any class.
But he loved her the best,
But could she pass the test?
That his Queen mother said they must pass.

The test was made by royal decree,
And it consisted of one small pea.
To be slept on at night,
That in the morning light,
Only a princess would be cranky.

Now the prince was so worried and sad,
At the thought that his love would wake glad.
So about one o*clock,
In her bed put a rock,
So when she awoke she would be quite mad.

Even though this lady was discreet,
You could see her from way down the street.
If I recall,
she was eighty feet tall,
from the top of her head to her feet.

My face is cute and round,
And never wears a frown.
I am happy and gay all the livelong day.
Many see me as a child, but I have incredible depth.

Oh you over there, go give her a kiss.
Yes that one in the blue dress.
Do you need me to help?
Or can you do it yourself?

OK I got what you need a small arrow with speed.
With that done I off to the next.
What do you need small child of woe?
Oh mom is over there with a hug she does hold.

Aw, look over there a lady wants romance.
I’ll just shoot my dart into the husband’s heart.
Oops, was that a little to hard, Oh josh, what did I start
Well deal with it lady cause his passions have flared.

I see your brother misses you each and everyday,
How about I inspire him, to know what to say.
Hmm, I see it did not work as you read his card.
How about I give you an arrow and you read it again.

Lord can you tell me what to do with this one?
She loves him so deeply, but he*s not longer here.
Great thought my great master and lord,
I’ll send her, his love from the heavens above.

With all the love needed in this world today,
I thank the lord, that he made more than one.
But with my red hair and my eyes of blue,
I am the cutest little cupid of all.

 

Cat not yet full grown
Afraid of that tiny mouse
Telling you “This Big”